|1.||bed of lettuce|
When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.
I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.
|2.||lybian lettuce wrap|
To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap
Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.
"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."
"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."
"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."
"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."
A term used to 'shoo' somebody off in an irritable way
'It's time to go to bed now Bethan! Go on! Ottmans!'
a delectable treat containing any number of delicious meats, cheeses, lettuce and tomatoes. Can be made with either bread, rolls, or wraps and your choice of topping.
I got up out of bed in the middle of the night and made myself an emwhich for a snack. Yummy!
1) someone with black-tinted skin who exhibits very guido-like qualities/grammar/guidospeak
2) someone who is super gnarly cool
3) a wanna-be guido/guidette who smells like urine
4) an utter faggoid
5) someone that resembles a crazy drunk italian
1) "Yo, gay black dude, why're you so outstandingly gay?"
"I'm not gay, I'm a niguido!! You stupid dickworm!"
2) "Hey, you buy your own lettuce(weed)?"
"Naw, buttcrack, i grow it in my bathroom."
"Dayum, you must be a niguido"
3) "Whatup homeskillet!?"
"Yo wha--damn what the fridge, you smell like Gurtit$ $uri!"
4) "What's crack-a-lackin holmes, ya dig? LOLZ heehee!!"
"Holy shit on toast, you really are a niguido!"
5) "How in the heck am I supposed to become the greatest niguido to ever live?"
"Drink a fifth of absinthe and get your hands on a 12-pack for both your abs and your back-abs....OR..ask Tommy Sneakerz for advice."
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.