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Leothong 

The leothong is most ingenious piece of sartorial engineering ever thought up. Masculine, yet intriguing, it is most likely made from spun gold, thus it's luminous shimmer. So outstanding., so extraordinary it is, that it was made for the only person to have been able to pull off such a dynamic and wondrous outfit- the legend Michael Jackson for his Dangerous World Tour.

Like him, the leothong speaks to the masses, yet is beguiling enough to be enjoyed by the intelligentsia. It’s elegantly simple,-yet exquisitely complex, brilliantly incandescent, yet breathtakingly modest (a pair of pants are worn underneath it, thus completing the outfit)

It’s the epitome of sartorial ingenuity, it's sex expressed as clothing, it's the outfit of angels, the fashion of kings.

It’s simply incredible.
I think the leothong is Michael Jackson's best outfit.

I agree!
Leothong by glassglass November 12, 2009
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lethologica

Lethologica is a psychological disorder where in an individual temporarily forgets key words, phrases or names in conversation.
Dumb: You know the word for when you can’t remember a particular word but you know what it represents?
Dumber: No. What’s the word?
Dumb: I can’t remember.
Dumb & Dumber: (laughter)

lethologica
lethologica by hippy2981 July 30, 2007
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Girl:today was the best day I met this boy and he made my day

Girl2:oh you must be talking about Lathon he’s a keeper
Lathon by Lovergirl07 March 30, 2019
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lethokuhle 

a girl who’s very funny and attractive and cool to be around.
she’s a cool girl bro she’s such a lethokuhle
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Letonian 

Leto-like or of Leto. Descriptive used of expressions, gestures, styles, or body parts definitively belonging to Jared Leto, or are representative of him.
I'd recognize those Letonian eyes anywhere!

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He shot me a Letonian glance

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That pomegranate marshawk is so Letonian
Letonian by @marsdiable July 3, 2011