| 50. | Fly by cock in the eye | ||
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When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye. Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.
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| 51. | Jonas Brothers | ||
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Possibly the most fuckin AMAZING people in the world, on the outside AND in!!!
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-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin. -Not to mention their really nice. -The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings. -Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid. I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS. -If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs. And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia. To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind... |
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| 52. | put your bid in | ||
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To attempt to hook up with a girl. Literally means that all the guys at the bar/club who are interested in the girl will show her what they have to offer, and she will go home the "highest bidder" and probably allow him to chuck it in her. "I'm tryin' to put my bid in / No I'm just kiddin' / Come on girl, get in."
-Snoop Dogg, "Let's Get Blown" "I'm a put my bid in and tell you something slick / Whisper in ya ear while I'm holdin' my dick." -E-40, "U and Dat" Awkward tool: "Hey there girl. You are one fly-ass bitch if I do say so myself. What do you say we get out of here and go to my place? Skeet skeet!" Girl: "Fool I'm just here to hang out with my girls. If you're trying to put your bid in, it ain't gonna work." Awkward tool: "Really? You're taking bids? In that case, how does $100 sound? I'm a little short on cash though - is it ok if I write you a check?" Girl: "The fuck? Oh no you didn't! I ain't no ho!" ***SMACK!*** |
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| 53. | Latin Club | ||
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An occasionally crappy, but sometimes beast place for nerds to chill with other nerds and talk about the excitement of latin. The only other reason anyone would ever be in the club is if they are too weak to stand up to Mr. Lehmann's power of persuasion, which has 100% chance of taking over all choices you ever make. The nerds are split into categories, some of which are lame-ass, like all the Greek categories, and some of which are bad-ass, like Latin Lit. & Reading Comp. But it can also be a waste of time if you just wanna be fly and hang out in the playground held by the alternative school-kids, beacuse as soon as you join the club, not going to a single meeting can ruin your standing with the Lehmanator. But even if you think you are all that and a bag of chips, and that you can withstand the hour-long meeting, beware of the Chu-nouncements, normally about three announcements max but said in intervals of 15-40 minutes. And then, you must survive your annoying category brotheren, doomed to spend almost an eternity with them, like riding a never-ending busride with them to Dallas or sharing a hotelroom with them. And besides the fact that you are assigned homework and have to turn in a notebook to be read by Latin "Officers" and to be graded and used as blackmail against you, Latin Club is not all that bad. Sometimes. Latin Officer: "Hey I didnt see you at the latin club last wednesday."
Latin n00b: "hells yah, i was chillin' with ashley out by the alternative school smoking pot. nah bruh, we aint smoking shit, but we were quite chill." Latin Officer: "This is going on your Latin perma-record. Soon you will be socially rejected by all in latin club!" Latin n00b: "not if i give 'em pot." Latin Officer: "Well.... you'll still only get a 2 on your latin notebook for this week." Latin n00b: "shit man! i'll be socially rejected by all in latin club!" Latin Officer: "Don't let it happen again!" |
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| 54. | Thunder Beak | ||
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When man and girl get together to and proceed to start having intercourse. The man will then take out his penis and shove it up her nose and go in and out until his baby yoghurt flies up into her nostril.
In any situation, if this does not work, then man should start to get a blow job, and before he drops a load, stick it into her nose and let if fly loose. Some noses may be tough to fit it in. But if you just stretch it, you should be alright. man:
D00d!! last night, me and that girl totally got together, i gave her a wicked thunder beak. She said it was brutal. Friend: dood that is insane!! you gotta try to hook me up with a girl so i can thunder beak her. |
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| 55. | cha-chink | ||
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Sound made by a machinegun when you pull the bolt back and let it fly forward to chamber the first round Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting. The last thing that corpse heard was cha-chink....before he got his head all blowed off.
Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM! The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink... |
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| 56. | crank | ||
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1. To hit a baseball/softball really hard, generally in a beastly fashion that makes it fly. 2. To row on an oar full pressure as hard as you can to really let the shell walk another crew. 1. Yo timmy your up to the plate next really crank one out and get a home run.
2. Put pat in 5 seat hes a fucking beast he can really crank out some horsepower |
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