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Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006
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Likestitute

One who repeatedly posts cheesy and/or generic quotes/information as their Facebook status in order to accumulate likes.
Dude, this is her third time giving relationship advice as her status...

I know man, what a likestitute
Likestitute by WasimAkram March 14, 2011

lesbitude 

Simply put, lesbian attitude. A kind of attitude only lesbians can really give... it reek of lesbianism (not neccesarily in a good or bad way.. it just... is very lesbian).
"Don't give me that lesbitude!"

"Haha, your friend has such lesbitude, it's awesome"

lesbitude by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.
Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Lobstitute 

A ho with a whack ass sunburn
That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!
laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016