Diarrhea Bubble. There are 5 different classes of pure, 100% Db's.
CLASS ONE-
The regular Diarrhea Bubble that someone gets occasionally by eating something that doesn’t ‘mix’ well with his or her stomach.
CLASS TWO
A little more intense, with semi squirts of pure liquid that sting’s on the way out.
(Note: class’s three, four, and five cannot be considered if the Db were taken in a nice toilet)
CLASS THREE
This is strong Diarrhea that can’t wait more then a half an hour. even if this includes a public bathroom.(not including a school bathroom)
CLASS FOUR
This is extremely strong Diarrhea that has only 5 minutes until shit MUST exit. This does include a school bathroom.
CLASS FIVE.
I have only known one person that has gotten a pure, sober, class five Db. I was there first hand and can tell you the incident laid upon him. Jacob was swimming in the ocean when a class five hit him, He later told me it felt like “A tone of bricks had hit my stomach.” With what he thought he had on his hands was a class four, he thought he could make it to the hotel room. As he ran less then 50 feet to the public shower’s to walk up the stairs to our hotel room, it hit him. The class four had turned five. He had no other choice but to bend down and shoot the Db in the wide-open shower, with the janitor wathing, there was nothing to do aftwrd but walk out with you head held low.. These kind of Db’s are rare but do happen. There are no warning signs and can’t be containe...

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

For the last 30 years or so, this word, gilleo, has been our family name for vagina. From there, it's spread amongst all of my daughters friends and their friends. Thanks to Kim C. for coming up with the word when she was three (I guess that was way more than 30 years ago now) and for teaching her little sister Kelli C. who then in turn taught me, Xan, who then has taught Maggie, Molly, Erik and Maya. Kelli taught the word to her kids - Amber, Brandon, Jo-Jo and Matthew and it's now said by dozens of kids - young and old - throughout the greater Seattle area. Not really a NASTY word - it's a little kid's way of saying vagina without having to actually SAY vagina. Pino is the boys word for their penises. :-) (For my more proper and squeamish sister, she preferred to use the term, "down-stairs-area" - poor Muffy, too embarrassed to use even the most innocent of names... ;-) (and with a name like "Muffy" - you'd think she'd be a little less embarrassed than most!!)

Pulling a "Jack Tripper" describes a situation/conversation whereas 2 or more parties are talking - or overhearing - different subjects, but don't realize it. The misunderstanding is usually rife with sexual innuendo. This type of comedy exchange was used extensively in the 80's sitcom "Three's Company", hence the name.

massaging activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in a massaging activity with one another for the activity to be a 'masssage a trois'. otherwise see therapeutic massage

Wow, you don't know what five is. Its a number, stupid! Its one more then four and one less then six. Can you count? I bet you can't! This is how you count:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...
Have we learned something today? I learned that your as dumb as a post!

Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he had massive amounts of bestiality porn stored on his computer in Beginning Advance Typing class. He stands 6' 4" has one leg, a flock of seagulls haircut and a 1986 Twisted Sister Tour T-shirt. Also it should be noted, he has had no less than three sex changes. If you see this man have him arrested for he could rape your pet chinchilla. And that would be very very bad.