| 50. | fildez syndrome | ||
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Looking drunk,stoned, hungover or all three without being so. After having less than four hours of sleep last night but with ten cups of coffee, I must say I've got the fildez syndrome.
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| 51. | Bitters | ||
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White, less-educated, individuals who trend conservative (either on social values or economic policy); small-town, working class people; individuals with less than four years of college who earn less than 50K per year; religious, pro-gun, social conservatives.
Derived from Barack Obama's quote: "You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are going to regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." "That's right, America: you can add Florida to the long list of Bitters forged in the crucible of the endless, violent, gnashing-of-teeth and rending-of-garments campaign of 2008." --Wonkette
"They have many Bitters in Michigan ever since the Chinese & Mexicans took their factory jobs." --Wonkette |
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| 52. | mystery knucks | ||
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A game most commonly played by a minumum of three inebriated partygoers as follows:
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1) Mystery knuckee holds his or her fists straight out apart from one another 2) Mystery knucker 1 writes a four letter word in sharpie across the knuckee's right knuckles 3) Without seeing what knucker 1 wrote, mystery knucker 2 writes a four letter word across the knuckee's left knuckles 4)Knuckee is commanded to "knuck 'em," bringing his or her fists together for a sometimes brilliant, sometimes idiotic, but always hilarious set of knucks. "LOVE HOLE" is a classic mystery knuck. Keep in mind a couple of Mystery Knuck guidelines to ensure for consistent knuckings: a. Remain conscious of which fist you are knucking. the right fist is the first word and the left is the second word. It's important to use a word that will function well on the fist you are knucking. b. When in doubt, use words that will always work. "Dick," on men's knucks, and "tits" on womens knucks will work on either fist with practically any other word. It's tempting to get creative, but keep in mind that the more risky of a word choice, the more likely you are to end up with well-meaning, but ultimately nonsensical knucks like "VAGI XUAL." These are the basic rules. More skilled/drunker mystery knuck experts oftentimes utilize symbols or words with more or less than four letters. It's your sharpie and your friends' and acquaintances' knucks, so don't be afraid to experiment! |
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| 53. | liar's dice | ||
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A drinking game for two or more players. It is a quick game, but is best played with less than 7 players. It is played with two dice and a large plastic cup (24 oz or more).
Play starts with Player 1 who shakes the dice in a cup then turns the cup over onto the table. Player 1 peeks at the dice. The dice make a number and Player 1 tells the next player that number, reading the highest number first. Player 2 can believe Player 1, but must beat that number with his/her own number. Player 2 then shakes the cup and tells a higher number to Player 3 - even if Player 2 does not get a higher number. The game is "Liar's Dice", remember). The game goes in one direction and continues until either the player with the dice is caught in a lie, or the player who calls it a lie is incorrect. A pre-determined amount of alcohol is consumed by the "loser". Play resumes quickly. (SEE MEXICAN LIAR'S DICE FOR NEAT GAME VARIATION) Liar's Dice is played like this:
Player 1: (shake, sees a 3,4) "forty-three" Player 2: OK. (shake, sees a 4,5) "fifty-four" Player 3: Um, ah...ok. (shake, sees a 5,5) "sixty-one" Player 4: Bullshit! (Player 4 lifts cup exposing Player 3's 5,5) So, Player 3 sheepishly chugs some pre-defined quantity of alcohol. Player 4 re-starts the game. |
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| 54. | 92.5 KQRS Morning Show | ||
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The best radio morning show ever. Based in Minneapolis/St. Paul, broadcasting from about 5:30 to 9:20 on weekdays and hosted by Tom Barnard, the KQ morning show features a menagerie of cast members, guests, listener letters and calls, news, dead pool, football picks, weather and traffic, music, and basically the best entertainment you can fit into less than four hours. The show also has an extensive website with photos related to guests and stories, photos sent in by listeners, separated at birth, and KQ Classic Babes.
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The cast includes host Tom, co-hostess and queen of bad jokes Terri Traen, drop (bits of audio clipped from news, television shows, movies, or the show itself) and computer screen jockey Brian Zepp, official knower of porn Bryce Krauser, local journalist and sports man Bob Sansevere, betting king, general pessimist and jewish influence Mike Gelfand, local Fox news anchor Jeff Passolt, former NFL (including Minnesota Vikings) and resident black man Phillip Wise, and phone guy Justin Seaverson. Also calling daily is hollywood gossip man and weekly singer of Aloha Friday Mike Evans, and a frequent guest is interviewer Brad Blanks. Another occasional visiter is comedian Louie Anderson, who has been known to come on and then remain for the rest of the show. KQ is known for their gameshows in which they give away prizes including tickets to concerts or sporting events. Common gameshows include "Real Tabloid Story or Not" (Complete with musical accompan... |
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| 55. | Mexicanium | ||
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An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the bones of all Mexican boxers.
Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human bone mass. While most Mexicans have trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries. Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his head and still beat Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.
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| 56. | Slay Trick Hoes | ||
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The act of penetrating the danger zone of a female after which communication is not continued with this individual. In order for this task to be truly completed, the female which the act of slaying entails must be unanimously determined by a committee of no less than four other males to be truly "trick". Chase: "Hey broski, did you slay trick hoes last night?"
Big Boy: "Yeah Broski, I slayed 2 trick hoes in club 258 last night" Chase: "Man that's legit. Did Phil mind?" Big Boy: "Nah man, he was up in the club slaying more trick hoes". |
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