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lezmobile 

(noun) A cross-over vehicle often driven by lesbians. Also known as the Subaru Forester or a Saturn Vue. The Chevrolet Equinox could also be listed as one.
The Jo and Pat drove their lezmobile to the home depot on Saturday morning for building supplies.
lezmobile by Brookey February 6, 2008
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lesbomobile

A Subaru Forester, regardless of driver's gender.
"Man, look at that lesbomobile go!"
lesbomobile by Wochomachoya July 6, 2009

lesbomobile

A large, beat-up, mascualine looking car (usually a pickup truck or something similar) in a very unappealing color, driven by a girl/woman who everyone assumes is a lesbian (whether she is or not is of little consequence) and generally with several planks of wood or a tool box in the bed/trunk.
Dude, that truck is such a lesbomobile, that chick must be a lesbian!

Let's go for a spin in the lesbomobile!

Let's drive the lesbomobile over the edge of a cliff Thelma-and-Louise style and go down in history as epic lesbians!
lesbomobile by Lizzie S. November 5, 2005

lolmobile 

A Volkswagen van that has pure "lol" coming from the exhaust.
Most lolmobiles are driven by marijuana smokers.
"Dude! we get to ride in steve's lolmobile!"
"Awesome! Hes got that built in hookah!"
lolmobile by Ahrekshanda September 25, 2007

lesmoline 

(Lez•mole•een)

A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..

You think so?

In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!

bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
lesmoline by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

losemobile 

What you drive when you're losing.
A: What do you have?
B: Two pair, you?
A: I just signed the lease on my losemobile and I'm losing all over the place, that's what I have.