1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/.
2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are.
3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole.
4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.
Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick.
2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's.
Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses.
3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA.
Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick.
Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D
4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian*
Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Lesbian (and being one) does not necessarily mean:
1) Rug muncher/carpet licker etc.
2) Being ugly.
3) Being desperate and not being able to get men.
4) A fifteen year old who thinks another girl is pretty.
5) Something that will make you popular if you claim to be it, you are who you are....
6) People with manly features.
7) A loser.
8) Someone to be descriminated.
9) Someone who is any different to hetrosexual person.
10) Someone who got drunk and kissed someone of the same sex.
Freddie: That is because it's now "cool" to be gay so everyone claims to be because they want attention and to be "different".
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians