a woman who realizes that men are just dumb, violent, emotionless assholes and doesn't feel like dealing with them.
Lesbian: Ugh, I'm tired of seeing all these men treating women like shit.
by qwertyuiopg November 23, 2013
A woman who has feelings for another woman. She will feel sexually attracted to women, and want to kiss them all over. She will want to get very intimate in bed with them.
I don't like men because I am lesbian.
Jackie had a boyfriend, but she became lesbian, dumped him, and started dating Shirley.
by teddylove8 July 07, 2011
A woman who is into women, or maybe a trannie who is into women, or maybe trannie into other trannies, or mabye a transgender who is into... oh who cares!
The LGBT club is hating on me because I told them that I, a male, am a lesbian. According to my polyamorous transgendered sadomasochistic friend, that is a step too far!
by zinniajonesfan August 14, 2011
Lesbians (Other known as Vagina Warriors) have vagina swords that cut off the penis of the enemy straight man. These Vagina Warriors cut off the penis and use it as a sacrifice to their vagina god, Clitoris. The lesbians enjoy watching such things like The L Word, Ellen, The View, etc. They enjoy long walks on the beach, cutting penises off, wearing leather, eating rocks, and yoga.

--Written by a bisexual woman in heat.
HOLY SHIT! A LESBIAN JUST CUT OFF MY PENIS!
by Tizzylocomotion December 23, 2010
Basically...they hate penises
Linda is such a lesbian! Her girlfriend looks like a man but she doesn't have a penis.
by thatfreekyguy January 30, 2014
A woman who is attracted to other women. Usually born this way but some actually change from straight to lesbian or were bi all along.
Jake: Did you hear about that Vitale kid?

Luke: I heard his girlfriend left him for a lesbian.

Jake: Wow... was he that bad in bed?

Luke: She told me he couldnt satisfy her so she had to turn to a woman.

Jake: LMFAO.. He was such a loser she preferred a woman to him.
by AaTm December 27, 2007
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