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1. Synonym for awesome.

2. A female sexual preference for other females, often used as a descriptive noun, that sexually arouses most males. For the male gender, this produces a utopian state, where everything is seen as perfect. However, a closer look reveals that the utopia is only an illusion, for the lesbian female is completely disinterested in sexual intercourse with the male.
1. Dude, this video game is totally lesbian.

2. I would totally bang that lesbian.
by kenman884 July 10, 2008
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You guys are all in trouble I've got pocket lesbians.
by Candler Wingo May 08, 2005
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A woman who is attracted to other women. Usually born this way but some actually change from straight to lesbian or were bi all along.
Jake: Did you hear about that Vitale kid?

Luke: I heard his girlfriend left him for a lesbian.

Jake: Wow... was he that bad in bed?

Luke: She told me he couldnt satisfy her so she had to turn to a woman.

Jake: LMFAO.. He was such a loser she preferred a woman to him.
by AaTm December 27, 2007
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Girls who like or lick other girls for fun sport or profit, either way watching them is a favorite past time for 85% of men. The fantasy of the lesbian(s) is often shattered by the fact that most lesbians are not gorgeous big tittied coeds as portrayed in such classic nature films as "Beaver Hunt" and "Where The Boys Aren't" but infact the majority are asexual carpet cleaning wannabe men without the proper attatchments.
"My pants get tight whenever I see those hot lesbians."

"Those feminazi's are a bunch of mullet wearing lesbians"
by Meshuggah February 05, 2003
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Lesbians (Other known as Vagina Warriors) have vagina swords that cut off the penis of the enemy straight man. These Vagina Warriors cut off the penis and use it as a sacrifice to their vagina god, Clitoris. The lesbians enjoy watching such things like The L Word, Ellen, The View, etc. They enjoy long walks on the beach, cutting penises off, wearing leather, eating rocks, and yoga.

--Written by a bisexual woman in heat.
HOLY SHIT! A LESBIAN JUST CUT OFF MY PENIS!
by Tizzylocomotion December 23, 2010
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the best thing god ever gave us
ohh those fucking lesbians make me want to jizz all over my nutsack
by steve nigga March 07, 2005
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When thin, blonde, and russian, possibly the hottest thing on the face of the earth. But its ruined by people like Rosie Odonnel
Lesbians. im too lasy to rite one of these dumb example things
by Tom the Ninja May 03, 2009
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