| 1. | Crack Monkey | ||
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A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females. 1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!
2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey! 3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey! |
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| 2. | The Crazy Monkey | ||
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When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey. Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!
I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas. |
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| 3. | monkey poop | ||
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1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes. 3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you. Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.} Boss: "What is that smell?" Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You." - or - Man: "Give me head now, woman!" Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian." Man: {Poops his bed.} Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?" Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head." - or - Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?" Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?" Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes." - or - Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?" Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole." |
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| 4. | bannana monkey | ||
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A bannana monkey is a person who is or acts like a lesbian That girl with the overalls is such a bannana monkey
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| 5. | Ugly Monkey | ||
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When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft. Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?
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| 6. | lezbohemian | ||
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a lesbian with bohemian style; buzz cutt to long locks but always at least slightly feminine, skull or floppy kap/hat, few tats, minimal visible piercings, peasant or flowing dresses, birkenstocks (hopefully without the socks), hemp or other handmade jewelery, janice glasses. always wear undergarments; no commando's here. unfortunately, can forget shaving is so de riguer. no one likes fuzzy pits or furry dugouts. urban; uses public transpo or fully approved lez-mobile like suburu or saturn. has laid-back somewhat conservative approach to life. never a bull dyke, mostly pure johnna or lipsticker. some are attractive to straight guys and many are bi-sexual when not in company of overbearing or controlling sista's. always 4:20-friendly. early stevie nicks is lipstick v1.1, late janis, anytime joni mitchell or edie brickell; annie d' is modern example of a lezbohemian.
lez b/h-1: lets take the 'ru to a b-n-b in the hills saturday and watch the dolphins migrate. lez b/h-2; dreamy... dude1 to lez2(lipstick): yo freakin' smoke, mon ami. dude2: u cant knock that, she's a fuzzy monkey. lez b/h-1; hands off my 'ru-girl, slack boy! we're tightened up. but u r kinda cute.... |
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| 7. | munching monkey | ||
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(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy. Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.
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