|1.||heterosexual life partner|
The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
|2.||Alleged Homosexual Life Partner|
May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
Nic name for a lesbian. Short for "someone who engages in tribbing"
I saw Tribba with her lesbian life partner yesterday, they were at the Vespa store together holding hands.
Best Lesbian Life Partner For Life
Oh man! You love Food Network Humor too!? You're my new BLLPFL <#
A non lesbian life partner.
Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be
My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.
|6.||Crunch n' Munch|
(n) Hippy Lesbian Porn
"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"
When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device.
Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.