| 1. | heterosexual life partner | ||
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The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian). "Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner." or: "Is that your girlfriend?" "No, she's my heterosexual life partner." |
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| 2. | Alleged Homosexual Life Partner | ||
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May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp. Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?" Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner" Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..." |
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| 3. | Tribba | ||
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Nic name for a lesbian. Short for "someone who engages in tribbing" I saw Tribba with her lesbian life partner yesterday, they were at the Vespa store together holding hands.
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| 4. | bllpfl | ||
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Best Lesbian Life Partner For Life Oh man! You love Food Network Humor too!? You're my new BLLPFL <#
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| 5. | lady husband | ||
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A non lesbian life partner.
Always being there Many moments of happiness Y? Because we're meant to be My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.
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| 6. | Crunch n' Munch | ||
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(n) Hippy Lesbian Porn "I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"
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| 7. | lesbian leafblower | ||
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When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device. Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.
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