Les Balls

A severe case of blue balls. The term is derived from LSU football coach Les Miles, who is known for his gutsy and crazy decisions during football games. Normally symptoms include:

Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.

Tyler: Dude I totally fucked that disgusting bitch without a condom.

Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.

Les Balls by LSU337 January 20, 2009

Lesballoon 

A lesbian who likes to be inflated like a balloon. The Lesballoon is the "inflatee" in the situation, and if they have someone else inflating them (the "inflator") they prefer it to be another female, bonus points if the female inflating them is a crush/girlfriend/wife.

I watched as my girlfriend inflated full of helium, like a balloon! I thought it was just her ass that was going to inflate, but her belly and breasts did too! Now she's not even recognizable as human! She's a big round perfect sphere! She's a lesballoon!

Lesballoon by LuvisLuv June 22, 2023

lesbulls

the kinda of women that leaves the men...
the kinda of women who pisses in the men's bathroom at the urinal wall...
the kinda of women who would intimidate the shet outta kids with special weapons system...
Emotional Context Briefing

Aryan Snippet of Intelligence
March 12 1912 4:12 AM 188,888 printing on a psych-CPU to a lesbull Austrian along with 'FAK THE DEW'

The giamongus lesbulls bashed the old man's balls to dust as soon as the lesbulls could piss shet into his children's minds cause his one kid did not know how to give the lesbulls quantum computing from the kid's own brain such that they could find a person smart enough to teach that to, let alone understand quantum computing. He was also just playing his strings for his string theory part in life. Terrified of not being able to extract quantum and not being able to keep quantum they sold whatever they could, and presumed they could UV cook the boy to death. As he grow older he started to look like the pink seafish meme. Lesbulss want Blackbox and Teachbox? PQ was 197,423 BC Mesō.

Nah bish lasagna ~10 million years old in the radioactive sewers of Klaxia planet 3. Universe input to MindMusicBox input to Talkbox. 'Dang Blangee Blues' ~ Moo

lesbulls by sinrlifemattrs November 21, 2025