Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."
He's also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
The episodes I've seen of survivorman I dont think I've ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
Also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn't for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics