lerson 

Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.

Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.

lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

Lermaniac 

An awesome group of fans of actor Logan Lerman.

Person 1: Wow, look at all those Logan Lerman fans. They sure are enthusiastic.

Person 2: Those aren't just any fans, those are Lermaniacs. Aren't they great?

Lermaniac by a lermaniac December 30, 2011

Logan Lerman 

a handsome actor that plays percy jackson in the new movie:Percy Jackson and the Olympians

wow, logan lerman is a great actor!

Logan Lerman by Mini Mo April 19, 2010

Logan Lerman 

DAYUM DAT BITCH HAWT.

As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.

ANYWAY

Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.

Friend: Why are you so obsessed with that person?

Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?

Friend: So not for his face?

Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!

Friend: That's what I thought.

Logan Lerman by notagirlscout June 18, 2011

Lersche 

A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.

Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.

Lersche by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013

Lerman Hustle 

To ejaculate before the woman even knows copulation has occurred.
Also loosely know know as slex or the pump n' sleep, but more on the speed sex and sleep side.

1. Jimmy totally pulled a Lerman Hustle last night in bed, I was so pissed and unsatisfied.

2. Girl: Oh! oooo, are you in yet?
Lerman Hustler: Oh baby, I'm done

Lerman Hustle by Tranholt July 20, 2007

LERMEN 

It just means lobster…

Shoot the LERMEN!!!! 🦞

Let’s go LERMEN hunting.

LERMEN by Dinglebooper October 25, 2023