Lurkey 

A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North American Wilderness. It is not a very social creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.

Uninformed individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"

Scientist: "Guess Again."

Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"

Scientist: "No, it is actually a llama and a turkey."

Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"

Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful hybrid. We tried"

Lurkey by Mr. Moreau May 14, 2013

lekeyeh 

A baddie that makes everybody laugh. SZA addict. The Parent of Onika (his hamster)

Lekeyeh always brags about the fact that sza follows him

lekeyeh by LuckyXXI June 16, 2022

lurkey 

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".

Wow, that guy stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total lurkey!

You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!

lurkey by angryfatgeek January 22, 2010

Aoife Leckey

A peculiar name for an lesser educated mind. Parents tend to call their daughters this after they're informed by doctors that their child is what is known as a 'dimwit' with a mind that can only accomplish unstimulating conversation.

Did that person really think they couldn't hear their friend because the lights were switched off? What an Aoife Leckey!

Aoife Leckey by JohnnyDogs August 24, 2022

lerker 

a stationary creeper. always there but doesnt follow

who is that guy?

i dont know. he is always around though

he's a lerker!!

lerker by iddy ott June 20, 2009

Lurkey Turkey 

A Lurkey Turkey is a creature which lives all over the Southern Comfort Hemisphere, it is unique in that is is never sober and generally lurks around alleys, looking like a bit of a turkey (hence the word, its a derived term). The Lurkey Turkey is a one of a kind creature and features in several pop culture shows like "Turkey Lurkey Time" (due to legal reasons they couldn't write Lurkey Turkey but instead Turkey Lurkey). There is only one true Lurkey Turkey but there are some wanna-be Lurkey Turkey's but they are often just called drunks or vampires. As the Lurkey Turkey is unique, it therefore has magical powers like; surviving Thanksgiving, surviving multiple ninja attacks, and making every decision in the world ever, it is pretty much a God, it is also the founder of the Turnip Religion, under the pseudonym "Edgar Turnip" which has lead to the establishment of boxes in the metauniverse.

Jihm: "Praise to the Lurkey Turkey"
Suicidal Turnip passing by: "Thats not the Lurkey Turkey, its just a drunk lurking outside the Exchange waiting to beat someone up for chump change to start drinking again."
Jihm: "Damn... I wanted to eat it's pancreas..."

Lurkey Turkey by LurkeyTurkey (elitcheseturkey) September 15, 2009

Lersey 

It's a new level of luxury.

I'm dripping in diamonds and sippin on 40 OZ. Livin' lersey.

Lersey by fullytuckeredout June 13, 2013