| 1. | Gaba | ||
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A little "special" boy who can have anything he wishes for. Once he wished that Africa would look like a smiley face and that in the eyes would live a civilization of goat-people. Gaba is always happy and has a very "cute" hair dew. Although he can have anything he wishes for he cannot control what he wishes for because he is a retard. "Gaba, please help me. My wife has AIDS, HIV and Leprecy. My son also has no balls. Can you please help my family. We are all in excrusiating pain. Please save my family by wishing that we are all healthy."
"I want a mochilla fiesta!" |
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| 2. | handlefuck | ||
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to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck. kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead. |
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| 3. | whale out of water | ||
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a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out. steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag. |
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| 4. | hobo jesus | ||
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A poor person that resembles Jesus. PL (Hobo Jesi) "Do you think that hobo jesus could cure my leprecy?"
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