From Irish folklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.
"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."
2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"
2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
Person 1: My theory is...its a shadow cast from the other limb...
Person 2: Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.
American Tourist: Are you a leprechaun?
Irish Child: Fuck off.
Irish Child then beats the shit out of American Tourist and leaves him/her for dead.