Middle aged, newly single/divorced, feeling themselves again, uncovering their inner grown ass women, looking for guys to hook up with but They usually end up being idiots and douche bags. Leprechauning usually kicks in at phase 1 or 2 of being single again. If you’re lucky it won’t last long!
Mary went leprechauning again last night and hooked up with that 45 year old who rents a room from his ex wife and works at the car wash.
by Exzahedah August 25, 2018
The African white Mmoatia which were captured by Krampus and sold to St. Nick as slaves. Once the Roman Empire emerged, the North Pole was conquered and the elves were freed. So grateful the elves felt indebted to the Romans and have ever since watched over and protected the Romans most valued object, Gold.
by Fourveinte August 23, 2018
A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.
by Good_Sir June 13, 2018
1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.
2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"
2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"
2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
by wysiwyg February 17, 2004
by kingjim April 17, 2006
a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around
A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.
A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.
by bobby mcbob bob July 13, 2003
A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.
by Whiteroses January 25, 2009