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leprucon 

a powerful being from mythical folklore, popular among people of Asian descent. first having been mentioned in a satanic cultist grimoire. The Leprucon has the power to steal people's souls, and it is a well known fact that it frequently allows itself to be hired in order to earn the money to buy new human teeth. Though sometimes it further demands compensation for its hard work. At this point it is common sense to rip off a piece the skin on one's eyelid as a offering. The Leprucon has a demented physical form, which burns the soul of anyone who lays their eyes upon it. Worshipers have yet to discover what Leprucon does with it's human teeth and souls, but some people claim to have witnessed it blending the teeth and souls into a fine dust and mixing it with demonic kool-aid. It then simply pours the vile fluid into a jar filled with pickled simian toenails in order to fully saturate them. Finally, it seems to wait a decade before taking out it's own teeth and replacing them with the evil toenail juice. Leprucon enjoys smacking baby ferrets in order to turn them into fuzzy-wuzzy monster fluffballs and commanding them to do it's bidding. The Leprucon rarely ever sleeps, but when it does it melts into a puddle of withered feline vital organs. The Leprucon also seems to hate the color pink, and is determined to turn all pink into yellow.
HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A MOTORBIKE THAT'S THE LEPRUCON WHO TOOK MY FRIEND'S SOUL.
leprucon by leprucon June 3, 2019

lepracoon 

A Lepracoon is a coloured lepracaun.
Famous Lepracoon's include Jermaine Dupri
Lepracoons have a tendancy to be rude tricksters.
They have beef with Dre, Xzibit, Timberland, Eminem
Unlike leprecauns they do not grant wishes, or give pots of gold.
All they do is have sex with bow-wow
Dre: Fuck Jermaine
JD:Im a filthy midget
Eminem:Your a lepracoon
Timberland: Suck my *dj scratch* dick lepracoon
lepracoon by Joseph aka Big J September 16, 2008
A misspelling of Leprechaun, a creature in Irish mythology
When I was a kid I had a book with lepricon pictures in it.
Lepricon by Silent Lake May 1, 2009

Leprecondom 

(n.)- a magical contraceptive device that prevents the spread of leprechaunism. Also, a prophylactic of the wee, or stature-challenged. See also femi-leprecondom, the female version.
Thank Jesus Gaelen wore his leprecondom when we did it last night beneath the Blarney Stone; I don't want to be carrying his homunculus for 9 months.
Leprecondom by Mr. Locative April 20, 2008

Lepracunt 

that chick's lepracunt was so small and magical, i thought i'd find some gold up inside it
Lepracunt by rackler October 13, 2011

leprecon 

That ain't no real gnome! It's a leprecon!
leprecon by Shagrabbit October 31, 2007