cat's leotards 

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

cat's leotards by Jeff October 27, 2004

Leopards Ate My Face 

Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.

Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.

A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"

Leopards Ate My Face by printergobrrrrrr September 25, 2020

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

Leotarded

A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).

sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.

Leotarded by poshellion July 28, 2009

Leotard Syndrome 

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.

Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.

Leotard Syndrome by miumiu April 11, 2007

leotard 

garment that covers the midsection of a woman, very similar to a bathing suit. Often worn with tights. Used for dancing and exercise

"Stacy wore her leotard and tights to aerobics class"

leotard by US Navy April 1, 2003

Flaming Leotard 

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

Flaming Leotard by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010