Acronym: Beat Off Memory Bank
A list of people(etc.) to be called upon in times of need when other aides are not accessible at that time, or just because of personal preference.
B.O.M.B.s tend to vary in length depending upon the person. Written records are usually uncommon as the safest and least vulnerable containment of B.O.M.B.s are in the recesses of the brain.
Joe: Man, that girl Ashley is really hot...
Jon: Yeah, she's in my B.O.M.B.
Joe: Watch some mad porn last night?
Jon: Nah man, just used my B.O.M.B.
As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.
A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.
Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."
"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."
"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
|780.||Nobel Peace Prize|
An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.
In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.
At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.
I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!
An event in track. Either 100, or 300 meters in length, you have to jump over these thin bench style jumps, while sprinting your ass off. The boy's 100 hurdles are taller than an 8th grade boy. It takes serious skill to sprint, and then jump while holding perfect form. Not any ol' 200 runner can jump in and hurdle. Its a real skill and takes time and practice to perfect the form. One of the only respectable events in highschool track.
Everyone on the track team: "Did you see that 8th grader Cady kick ass at the 300 hurdles?"
Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."
Weird Good. The word used to describe something that is initially alarming. However long after "weird good" has been proclaimed, the user generally is still in an alarmed state of mind. While it may seem like a back handed compliment, rest assured that "weird good" is just not a compliment at all. Weird Good can be used to describe alarming fashion choices, dastardly hair stylings, fragrant yet dysmal breath, or even captivatingly wretched personal hygiene. Weird Good symptons are impossible to miss, and can be quite commical. Often the subject being accused of being "weird good" will question your intent behind such an odd pairing of words. Don't worry, simply tell them you mean no harm, and that "weird good" actually means a unique and untapped beauty within the person that they should consider capitalizing on in the future (this ensures maximum lulz until the subject realizes "weird good" is just bad). Do not fret, "weird good" is not contagious, however you should stay at least an arms length away from the subject to avoid any awkward or meaningful glances from distressed pedestrians. Make sure to establish it is clear that you are not willingly associated with the subject. An easy way to do this is to just frown, shake your head, and look away any time the subject tries to talk to you in public. Weird good should be reserved for only the shockingly bizarre occasions. Enjoy!more...
A Double Windsor Knot tied perfectly the first time. The knot has to have the correct width and the tie hangs the correct length: to the belt buckle. When all of the knots characteristics are done correctly on the first try without having to retie the knot, you get a "money knot"
I just tied the perfect money knot... This interview is going to go well.
A loud, screetching woman, polluting a prime time slot on a primary news channel with national coverage. Nancy Graces are most often seen passing judgement without factual information, degrading and interupting her guests, replaying 5 min of coverage repeatedly for 60 min. referring to strangers as her "friends" and speaking at length about her troll looking twins.
My husband watches Nancy Grace every night then he wonders why I'm never "in the mood."