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Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls. Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!
Normal person: Um... that's weird. Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times. |
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A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates. USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!! USSR Guy: *evil laughter* |
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Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want. 1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell. |
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What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second. Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons... Reporter: Anything else. Martha: No just lemons (5 second pause) Martha: And my family That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me |
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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them. Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with. |
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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them. Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with. |
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an adjective used to describe anything negative. syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst This shit is lemons.
or: Fuck you, you fucking lemons. for example of something that is lemons: www.lemonparty.tv/ |
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