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definition: the semi-secret nickname for very very annoying boys who like to kill you with their annoyingness.

definition #2: the things you squeeze for lemon juice

definition #3: a very perverted word that is used for private body parts.

definition #4: a word that i used when there is no better word for the cause
#1: Let's kill lemons

#2: Lemons are yellow and sour.

#3: LET'S KICK HIM IN THE LEMONS!

#4: "Do you like the pink one or the blue one?" ---- respond with: "LEMONS."
by yoplait February 19, 2005
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1.
An anime/manga or (anime/manga) based fan-work that depicts sexual acts.

Often shortened to simply "Lemon", the term is actually derived from a hentai anime in 1984, "Cream Lemon", which told a story about a girl called Ami and her relationships.

Since then "Lemon" has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.
"That site has a few lemon fics"
by ChibiTaryn July 31, 2003
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1. A tasty fruit that makes you make a funny face.

2. A fan fiction that is based on an anime/manga or video game that is sexualy oriented

3. Something that was useless or crappy

4. A lame person or thing

5. A bitter fruit
1. Your face looks funny, haha

2. That was a good lemon about Goku and Bulma

3. That was a total lemon, what a waste of money

4. Your suck a Lemon

5. ^.^
by Master020 April 09, 2004
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A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.
"This lemon is rather steamy compared to one I read yesterday."
by Ameth November 25, 2003
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4.
A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.
Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.
by John Snell March 12, 2006
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5.
Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.
Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!

Normal person: Um... that's weird.

Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.
by Jackieeeeeeeeeeeeee October 02, 2009
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6.
A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!

All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!

USSR Guy: *evil laughter*
by Bologurson October 15, 2006
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1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.

2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net

3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
1) I don't like lemons. They're sour.

2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon!!

3)Let's play LEMON!
by piper-san June 17, 2005
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