Lemoncillo 

A drink made from Lemons and Vodka enjoyed by arrogant assholes in and around the area of Menlo Park, CA. Lemoncillo can apparently only be made one way. Made perfectly in Menlo Park.

Hey you guys, you are doing it all wrong! Every recipe for Lemoncillo is wrong but mine!

Lemoncillo by arncraft October 16, 2009

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

dykes shard lemonaid by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Lemoncide 

When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.

"Oh no! Jerry commited lemoncide!"

"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."

"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"

*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.

Lemoncide by Bevusly April 28, 2009

Lemonaids 

Only ever used to describe the funniest disease in the world - Aids, any type will do, normal aids or bad aids. Occasionally called The Lemons

Man, that dude looks full of lemonaids.

That dude with his tongue on the other dudes gooch is full of the Lemons

Lemonaids by luke ashley September 7, 2005

Lemonaid Stand 

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

Lemonaid Stand by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

Rasberry Lemonaid 

Best stuff from CPK. Sour and just like a sping breeze.

"OMG! THIS RASBERRY LEMONAID OS SOOOO YUMMILISIOUS!"

Rasberry Lemonaid by whattheheck? April 1, 2009

lemonoid 

Screw up

You stupid lemonoid.

lemonoid by Hey look its me! November 11, 2003