Student-1: "Christopher Columbus! In 1492!"
Teacher: "Very good Timmy..."
Student-2: "Wasn't it Leif Ericson in 1003?"
Teacher: "There is no proof of that Chris."
Student-2: "There's no proof that you have a brain, yet here we are sitting in your dumb-ass class."
Often recalled by females regarding particular acts of pleasure.
She said, "I got so Leifed last night my knees still tingle!"
Guy two: "Hey man shut up, I'm trying to listen to that leifs band shred it up!"
"you mean that totally amazing young lady who is not only as beautiful as a sunset, but is a mature, intelligent, caring and hilarious person?"
"That's the one!"