liquid leg splitter

slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.

When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."

liquid leg splitter by Lady Agatha January 11, 2008

leg splitter 

when your doing it to a girl whos legs are pointing at about a 120 degrees angle, they you grab her legs and pull them apart as hard as possible. this will not only feel great, but it will also pull her hamstring. (depending on how hard you pulled)

"hey peat"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"

leg splitter by useonthego December 20, 2008

Longview Logsplitter 

during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.

she said get dirty, so I gave her a Longview Logsplitter

Longview Logsplitter by Tonguemyshitter November 21, 2009

logsplitter

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.

"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".

logsplitter by Nefarion October 6, 2006

leg splitter 

one who is extremely vulnerable to orgasms and upon obtaining said orgasm feels a surge of energy through their legs causing them to split apart violently.

"Brennan, that girl you dated must have been a leg splitter" said John.

leg splitter by Brennan & John Inc. February 15, 2009

lipsplitter 

One who derives great satisfaction from and has gained a reputation of punching others in the face in an attempt to draw blood in an attempt to gain significant physical and/or mental advantage during a fight. Typically a person who is participating in a (full) contact sport which involves significant physical contact between the athletes involved. Examples are: mixed martial arts MMA, Muay Thai, judo, karate, kick-boxing and or prize fighting.

This fight is going to be messy and won't likely last long because that guy is a real lipsplitter.

lipsplitter by Brad Keith April 8, 2008