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a birth-child of yours, generally used when a chick is telling her partner that the baby is his...hoping he will reply with a smile :D
Kate: Hey Hottie
Chad: Hey Sexy, who's the kid?
Kate: That's your legitbaby
by legitseeker June 26, 2010
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