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An ifeminist is a conservative or libertarian woman who believes/behaves as though institutional sexism doesn't exist, despite all evidence to the contrary. They often embrace homophobia, transphobia, and racism, perhaps in an effort to prove to regressives and fauxgressives how nonthreatening they are. They even enjoy bashing heterosexual, cisgendered white women if they don't meet their expectations, because we all know true individuality means doing what other people want at least 90% of the time. Like many other antifeminists, they often lose arguments thanks to Godwin's Law. more...
The ideas behind ifeminism have actually been around long before the word itself. Although women anti-suffragettes didn't call themselves ifeminists, they espoused the same attitudes and tactics as seen in ifeminists today. Many suffragettes, such as Rosa May Billinghurst and Emily Stowe, turned to the government for help -- they wanted legislators to repeal laws that discriminated against women as well as enacting new ones that would protect women's rights. At the time, women's lack of involvement in politics and the workplace were seen as a natural result of women's soft and gentle natures, not as a failure of laws or societal attitudes towards women, just as inequalities in pay and gov't representatio... |
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| 23. | dependency dollars | ||
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The taxpayer money that liberal officials and legislators give to people, organizations, and businesses to make them dependent on the federal government. Harry's research is paid for with dependency dollars.
Liberals use dependency dollars to maintian a permanent underclass. |
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| 24. | D | ||
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It is a name given to the sexual organ(s) of a certain male named Mike who grew up in St. Petersburg and Bradenton, FL. Many people have had unexplainable encounters with this creature, and these encounters usually end in tears and blood because of the horrific things that happen when the D discovers that it has a mind of its own. Women and children have an innate ability to sense the evil that emanates from the D. Legislators have tried to pass laws that set curfews within 50 miles of these cities, but nobody believes that the myth of the D is real. Innocent, Defenseless Woman: Sweet and sour dead baby Jesus...what is that monster that is eating all of the babies?
Experienced D-handler: Don't worry. That's just Mike's D. It comes and goes as it pleases and if you don't bother it, it won't bother you. |
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| 25. | hurlburting | ||
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getting something for nothing, especially if it involves using a government expense account The definition pertains to the recent legislative expense scandal in Nova Scotia, Canada, when dozens of legislators were found with their hands in the cookie jar. Richard Hurlburt resigned after admitting to installing a generator and big screen TV in his house using his government expense account. Hey man, by hurlburting a bit, I got a free generator, big-screen TV and security system at my pad.
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| 26. | Nebrotiation | ||
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Ne-bro-tiation is a dialogue between two drunk buddies (Bromance), intended to resolve disputes, to produce an agreement upon who is a hottie and who is a shotty, to figure out who has to land on the grenade, to bargain for individual dibs, or to craft outcomes to satisfy various sexual interests. It is the primary method of drunken dispute resolution. Nebrotiation occurs in bars, clubs, and anywhere that alcohol is consumed. The study of the subject is called Nebrotiation theory. Professional nebrotiators are often specialized, such as island hottie nebrotiators, peace nebrotiators, hostel bitch nebrotiators, or may work under other titles, such as diplomats, legislators, engineers or brokers. As the night of partying was coming to an end Dom and Bob needed to have a nebrotiation about who was going to "take one for the team" and land on the grenade.
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| 27. | Pseudomocracy | ||
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Any country claiming to be a democracy, which in all actuality is not. Especially in reference to federal republics which are legitimately and incorrectly understood by many to be democracies. North Korea's government would also be a pseudomocracy, but this term wouldn't be required; a hearty laugh would suffice. President: Our goal in this war is to spread democracy around the world... (TV turned-off).
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Egalitarian parent (EP): What a joke! Everybody knows that this is a Federal Republic and nothing close to a democracy. This is just a pseudomocracy. Legislators have no concept of how the majority of their constituency feel. They are essentially awarded their position by a corporation and primarily represent corporate interests. Child: But mommy, my teacher says that we have a representative democracy. She says that our country is too big to have a direct democracy and that this is the closest thing in the world. EP: Well sweetie, what do you pledge allegiance to everyday after the flag? Child: Um... The republic that it stands for. EP: That's right pumpkin. Also, there are countries in Europe where people can vote on all federal laws and policies. Even on their constitution. It works great for them. Next time that your teachers says that we live in a democracy, correct her. We live in a psuedomocracy. Sailor: Excuse me, Chief. I'm having a moral dilemma. I already pledged not to lie, but you told me to say that I am supporting democracy around the world. Is this a trick; we live in a pseudomocracy. Chief: Shut up you momo and say it! Chinese voting official: Hey you, vote for these people. You must vote incumbents, this how democracy work. Villager: Strong accent! I already know this how a pseudomocracy work! |
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| 28. | Concilism | ||
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Concilism is a federal system of government organization in which the central government is divided into three branches: academic, legislative, and judicial. The academic branch of government accepts and trains aspiring legislators at a central political academy, graduation from which being mandatory in order become a national legislator. The legislative branch of government is bicameral. The upper "states'" council is elected by the citizenry with each state receiving representation proportional to its population. The lower "legislative" council is elected through staggered elections in the upper council, and is the only federal government body possessing legislative initiative. Proposed legislation must be approved by a simple majority vote in the upper council before being passed into law. State governments also have a veto over proposed legislation, requiring a supermajority vote in which each state possesses one vote. The judicial branch remains separate from the other branches, adheres to the rule of law, and exercises judicial review. The entire Concilist system operates under a national constitution which grants inalienable civil rights to all citizens, abolishes partisan politics, ensures the separation of church and state, and vastly limits the powers of the central government. concilism is good
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