You know you're getting some legendary pink action when you got a bald head down in between your legs and you can hardly focus and may be screaming in orgasmic pleasure.
I got some legendary pink last night.
|2.||Tuesday Night Bandits|
TNBs are hideous night creatures that fuck shit up. You won't see them on Monday nights, or Wednesday nights either.
Dude, did you see what the Tuesday Night Bandits did yesterday?
No, what happened?
They styled my dog's hair!
two words for him awesome and legendary
Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"
|4.||Night Timing International|
The name of the rapidly growing organization that is known for Night Timing. Started in Atlantic County, NJ in September 2008 by 4 members, it has grown to become a popular group for the concept of going out at night and having a good time. For minors, the popular method of sneaking out occurs when one does not have permission of the legal guardians in order to meet up with fellow Night Timers.
NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur.
NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
The following activities are ways of having a good time
when going out:
1) going to the legendary Jersey Devil's house for a scary and fun experience.
2) doing harmless but rather very annoying pranks such as forking, driving on lawns, egging, beeping the horn.
3) going either to McDonald's, Denny's, or White Castle.
4) going to Ocean City boardwalk.
5) going to the Atlantic City boardwalk or casinos and driving around to talk to the women strolling on pacific avenue.
6) bustin dance moves. ex: arm head bang, crucifix.
7) just driving around and listening to the NTI theme song.
8) going to any other fun events such as parties or chilling at some ones house or even bowling.
9) strange catch phrases or words like squally, yo bro, hellz kitch, beautiful stuff, orale guey, or DTF.
Requirements: At least one car to get around town. Money to have a head banging time. supplies such as forks. running gear to avoid getting caught by house owners. cellular devices for solid communication.
Night Timing International has also had an Expansion in 2009 which is called NTI 2Day. look up in U.D.
A "pussy" or vagina that is desired most among men. The legendary pussy has a rare unique shape having a larger labia minora and small labia which is quite enclosed. Also could be described as a perfect camel toe shape.
The Legendary Pussy is also said to have magical powers upon rubbing it the person will receive six wishes, twice as awesome as a magic lamp!
Guy 1: OMG!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That girl i slept with last night had a Legendary Pussy!
Guy2 : What no way! Lucky bastard!
Legendary Wizardry is a common spell used by Emeritus Professors to keep their students in place for a long period of time. Once the student maintains eye contact with the Emeritus Professor for longer than five seconds, the Emeritus professor will cast his/her Legendary Wizardry by delivering an overwhelming abundance of information to the student, locking them in place until the professor feels tired or hungry; this could last many hours. An attempt to break the spell of Legendary Wizardry on the students behalf without reason is not usually common as the encounters are typically random and/or at a time when the student is already spending time trying to find information. To do so could result in the Emeritus Professor being frustrated which will lead to poor grades for the student, a bad reference, and/or scary nightmares every night until death. Hence, escape without reason is bad for the student. The interruption of Legendary Wizardry is possible if the student lies their way out of it so they can be elsewhere. While coherent from an Emeritus Professor POV, this outcome is unsustainable in the long run. Since the encounters are typically random, the student may feel hit with Legendary Wizardry more times than they think, and lying over time will have the effect of losing credibility with the Emeritus Professor; the result will be the same as if the student breaks the spell without reason.more...
a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only testicle in a can of blue paint, swangin it up and slapping his victims with it. The paint can never be washed off.
damn the uniballer pimped jaimes mom last night!