Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.

guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them