Lefthand cigar 

The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.

"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"

Lefthand cigar by Dantony milne June 9, 2017

Lindsay Lefthand 

The name for your missused masturbation hand.

"Damn i was beating off for so long my hand gave out."
"So did you have to use Lindsay Lefthand"

Lindsay Lefthand by Nakarithemacc August 22, 2011

Left Hand Suzuki Method 

1. An underrated song by the Gorillaz from the album G-Sides.

2. A method of learning to play a song on any instrument by smoking a hell of alot of herb, listening to the song, and attempting to play along.

Ex. 1. Dude I listened to Left Hand Suzuki Method by the Gorillaz last night and took a hit right during the bong hit in the intro, it was pretty fucking exciting.
Ex. 2. I got so tronned last night and picked out comfortably numb on my guitar; the left hand suzuki method works.

Left Hand Suzuki Method by donroccoddr December 27, 2011

The Grinch’s left hand 

The act of throwing up in your left hand and cumming in the same hand, mixing it together with your tongue and smacking your mom in the face with it.

Brian just gave his mom the grinch’s left hand!
WTF thats messed up!

The Grinch’s left hand by J Pup December 23, 2020

Phone in left Hand 

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.

Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.

Phone in left Hand by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021

left-hand man 

A man who is being seen on the side by a woman who has another man who is her boyfriend.

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man

--Vance Joy, "Riptide"

left-hand man by purplebackpack89 August 18, 2014

left hand man 

1. In a wedding party, the next ranking groomsman after the best man. Often the X-factor at the bachelor party, and wedding reception responsible for turning things up a notch.

2. On a gang or team, the third ranking member. Often a wild card or tough guy.

"After winning and then losing 3 grand at the blackjack tables, I brought a couple strippers back to the bachelor party suite, and finished them both off. Just another night glorious night as a left hand man."

Historical examples: Mr. T in The A-Team, Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, Dennis Rodman on the Chicago Bulls, Raphael from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', Will Ferrel in 'Old School', Booger in 'Revenge of the Nerds',

left hand man by buster chestnutz March 27, 2010