Leftard
Leftard by braindead liberals March 28, 2017
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Council Lifeguard
A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.
*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"
Council Lifeguard by Beanhead95 November 14, 2011
Leftarded
The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
Leftarded by whatshitsme August 1, 2016
black lifeguard
black lifeguard by Big Rob from PHX October 24, 2007
Leftardation
Excessive brain damage often caused by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, those who are medically defined to be "Leftarded" appear to have the following symptoms:
Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults.
Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide.
Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents.
Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup.
Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies.
Hatred of pale skin pigmentation.
Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred.
Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered.
Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal.
Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information.
If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.
Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults.
Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide.
Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents.
Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup.
Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies.
Hatred of pale skin pigmentation.
Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred.
Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered.
Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal.
Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information.
If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.
Leftardation is a cancer to a free and properly functioning society, and must be cured at all costs if Western Civilization is to survive this pandemic of idiocy.
Leftardation by lCOYARlCllCOYAR February 15, 2017
lifeguard
The best job you could ever have. Its a wonderful job where you get to work outside, meet new people everyday, and gain valuable experience for later in life. Many people think that guards just sit around and work on their tans. Yes, that is true to some extent, but there is a lot more to lifeguarding than most people think. Guards have to clean the pool/bathrooms/surrounding areas, check chemicals, balance chemicals, write incident reports, perform pump/filter maintenance, clean skimmer baskets, etc.
Managers have even more duties. They must do the scheduling for one or more facilities, make sure that the guards actually show up to work, and in general make sure that everyone is doing their job and that everything is running smoothly. And managers get paid pretty well.
Managers have even more duties. They must do the scheduling for one or more facilities, make sure that the guards actually show up to work, and in general make sure that everyone is doing their job and that everything is running smoothly. And managers get paid pretty well.