Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
Source: cjc1, Indiana
"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."
Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.
Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?