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3.
Northern Irish pronounciation of the word 'like' and is inserted at least twice into each sentence when having a general conversation
I was leek jus goin down to dat chippy plaice n that wee hoore lucked at me funny leek. i wuz ragin!
by Baby Becks February 10, 2004
 
1.
long, green, Welsh tomato
by GutterSlut August 26, 2003
 
2.
The small, little green sprig of onions that Farfetch'd (The Pokemon) carries with it at all times as a weapon.
Please cook the Farfetch'd with the Leek as seasoning, please.
by Scooby Doo Doo October 08, 2003
 
4.
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
 
5.
one who prematurely ejaculates and displeases women very much so
Oh my god.. he was such a leek last night that i couldnt be there any longer..
by The Directorr May 31, 2010
 
6.
(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.
This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.
by G-Union October 29, 2003
 
7.
An alternative to lol.
Randomer One: my hard dicks are seagate.
Randomer Two: leek.
Randomer One: so seagate comes out of them? instead of seamen?
Randomer Two: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
by Darkimmortal October 29, 2007