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The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.
Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.
by brown sugar69 June 15, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!

Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
by HTTR21 January 16, 2008
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The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.
If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...
by Masterlet February 12, 2017
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