Led Zeppelin is unquestionably the single greatest band of all time. Robert Plant's fantastic vocals, Jimmy Page's amazing and insane guitar solos reaching from a far eastern influence to southern blues, John Bonham's amazing drum's, particularly on Moby Dick, and John Paul Jone's fantastic keyboard & bass playing.

To you haters: You probably spend your days plowing goats, Led Zeppelin is one of the most influential hard rock bands of all time. Fuck you. You're just jealous that you have no fucking talent and are a bunch of fucking posers. Go listen to your fucking rap (which isn't fucking music) and masturbate to pictures of spongebob.
Led Zeppelin's music is so amazing that no other band will ever be able to match it.
by psas September 08, 2009
A band that is so good that the world shall never see its likes again.
Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin.
by Fuckhead August 04, 2004
The greatest rock band that ever existed who's first album was released in 1969. With Rober Plant on lead vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Bonham on drugs, I mean drums, and John Paul Jones on the bass. Jimmy Page and John Bonham are the best guitarist and best drummer ever, respecitively. Led Zeppelin broke up in 1979 with the death of John Bonham. Every word and every note of every Led Zeppelin song is pure genius. Their songs rock harder everytime I listen to them.
Led Zeppelin wrote "The Song Remains the Same"
by Cory June 24, 2004
complete and utter gods of rock.
Best songs (in my opinion) are Black Dog and The Battle Of Evermore.
by TallicaD00d August 22, 2004
The greatest Fucking band ever imaginable!!
Led Zeppelin pwns you all!!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 09, 2004
A rock band from the 1970s. Fanboys think that listening to Led Zeppelin makes them special by setting them apart from their peers, who mostly listen to mainstream rap and pop. However, in their day, Zeppelin were rather mainstream.
It is not a big deal that you listen to Led Zeppelin. Everyone knows who they are.
by thetx November 29, 2006
English group formed in late 1968. The singer was a woman, the drummer a Neanderthal, the bass player a polite public school type and the guitarist a diminuitive figure with a penchant for plagiarism. They made a very succesful career by copying Jeff Beck, Robert Johnson and The Beatles Helter Skelter and attract Homer Simpson persona types as fans.
"Whoa, dude, Led Zeppelin are like, cosmic, man"
by BrianB70 May 03, 2006
A merely average rock band that are completely overrated. Liked by many people who lack individuality to such a great extent they must follow the trend laid down for them by other fellow loosers over the past 30 years. If people were not so scared to be different and listen to something else Zeppelin would have died years ago - shame really.
Paul - Zeppelin are like the best band ever!

Mark - I so totally agree, they are the greatest to grace the planet.

Simon - Or...you are just saying that because Paul said it and you are too unidividualistic to try something else and too scared people might mock you if you do. I bet you have never even listened to Led Zeppelin.

Mark - So...I have a Zeppelin T-Shirt, I am a fan.

Simon - Go and die.

Paul - Pwned.
by Orkyben May 15, 2006

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