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4.
An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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1.
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
blah blah blah +$$$
by doma March 08, 2004
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2.
A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.
I have a three hour lecture!

by DJ Gorrilla December 07, 2006
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3.
A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.
you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture
by CRDC! August 28, 2010
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5.
The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.
"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."
by RockstarLC November 19, 2009
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6.
to browbeat someone with harsh criticism
Don't lecture me on how to do things.
by Gerard Irick March 19, 2010
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