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Perfection in porcine form.
Also a new Pokémon in the upcoming Pokémon Scarlet and Violet games.
Example 1: All we need is Lechonk in our lives.
Example 2: Charizard can't hold a candle to Lechonk.
Example 3: Here's some Lechonk Facts: Rhydon is the worst Pokémon ever created.
Related Words
leche lechonk Lech lechuga lachsa lecher lecherous leching lechaso lechery
when someone is obviously perving on someone else
"that guy was totally leching on me...what a sleaze!"
leching by starry February 14, 2005

Hermanos de Leche 

(See Milk Brothers). Two or more men that have had a sexual encounter with the same woman.

By depositing their Jizz (milk) in to the same vaginal cavity, they have formed a common bond, like the bond of a brother.
Homie 1: " Que onda guey? Where is Pablo ese' "

Homie 2: " F.T.P. ! After I dumped my ruca, he swooped-up on her! "

Homie 1: " Daaaayum fool, you and Pablo will be Hermanos de Leche' pretty soon. "
Hermanos de Leche by G-cubed November 16, 2011

LeChina James 

A nickname from some people for Los Angeles Lakers Superstar LeBron James due to his support of China, which could possibly be the most evil country in the world, although not everyone there is bad.
That guy is from America but has complete support of China instead of his own country, he's such a LeChina James!

Nick Lechtenberg 

Typically a bald, ugly fat mf who thinks he rules papillion la vista highschool. His head looks like a deflated football and looks like mr egg man from sonic. He walks around like he’s hard and accuses everyone of having a vaporizer. He gets paid minimum wage and acts like a complete dick. He hates all the freshmen and try’s to square up to them. He rolls up with the security squad and follows you into the bathroom and watches you shit than asks you “are you vaping”. The answer is fuck nah you weird bald ass creep stalking me. Fuck Nick he’s a bitch.
Look at that nick lechtenberg! He’s such a fag following a freshie Into that bathroom! He’s a pervert!
Nick Lechtenberg by bigdaddylance October 21, 2019
- It's a school you numnut what did you expect?

- Filled with she-clubs, drugs, bad teachers, teen pregnancy, and fuckboys who obviously don't wrap it before they tap it.

- The band is better than the football team but the board refuses to fund for them at all.

"The football team is better than the band." Meanwhile the band is winning more games in one year then the football team has in twenty. (tea)

- Seems to be a fkn fight every two months. Buckle your seatbelt shistar because you might get spat on.

- Everyone there is either stupid or so smart they say "Sodium Chloride" instead of Salt like Jimmy Fucking Neutron.
Here at LCHS you better throw away your axe body spray and actually shower or we will beat you with a tree root.
LCHS by CannedChickenWater May 8, 2019