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15.
Where babies come from
Where do babies come from?

Jack Barakat: Lebanon!
by Kelsey_Angel February 04, 2009
 
16.
A hospital in the Bronx.
1) Bronx Lebanon hospital is not St. John's hospital.

2) Bronx Lebanon Hospital Center is the largest voluntary, not-for-profit health care system serving both the South and Central Bronx.
by sux0r April 16, 2007
 
17.
A small town east of Nashville in Tennessee. Occasionally mistaken for the country of Lebanon, but not as often as one would think. Years ago, rednecks began to pronounce it "leb-nun" and at this point, even the implants from the north pronounce it in that dumbass way. Idiots like to call it "L-Town" to make it sound cooler.

Lebanon has a movie theater that was cool until Mt. Juliet got a way better one. There are lots of shitty strip malls. There is a shitty outlet mall.

There is a fairly large population of rich, old Republicans, who are the ones running the government. They like to feel as if they live in a cute town with little shops and antique stores and Victorian mansions. They like to promote "Historic Downtown Lebanon." But unfortunately, there are not enough cobblestones to make Lebanon this picturesque. Also there is not a Starbucks. They should just move to Franklin.

The only people who hang around "downtown" are poor fuckers from god-awful Watertown (which is miraculously smaller than Lebanon) and old people who like to whittle pieces of wood.

Every year, Lebanon is home to the Wilson County Fair, which is the largest county fair in Tennessee. It's probably good if you like fairs, but you must remember that it contains a high concentration of Lebanon's residents. NYLON Magazine wrote an article about it in 2009, which made the minuscule high school hipster population piss themselves.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Lebanon.
Person 1: Woah, you're Lebanese?
Person 2: No, Lebanon, Tennessee.
Person 1: Oh! That place has an Outlet Mall, right? I went there once. There's a Pac Sun there, isn't there?
Person 2: Yeah, and a Bath and Body Works Outlet. What the fuck is that? Even a mildly good store is turned to a shit "outlet" store in Lebanon.
by Glad I Moved To Nashville September 30, 2010
 
18.
Israel's etch-a-sketch
Israeli General: Lebanon is rebuilding, time to blow the shit out of it again.
by whitemarley October 10, 2010
 
19.
A small town in Pa, with nothiing to do but hang out at the local Wal*Mart, football games and bowling on a Sunday night. The only good place to hang out is in Anville and you can get from point A to point B in 15 miuntues or less, and if it takes you 20 minutes, you got behind an old person. Theres many diners in the town, but the one to get Chocochip Pancakes at 2 in the morning is the Hearth and the best pizza is from A&M. We hang out in Mt. Gretna in the summer and buy 10 dollar sundeas for no reason and we have to drive anywhere to do decent shopping becasue our mall has 3 stores that are worth stopping for. Cedar Crest and Lebanon are the two schools that rule the area and everyone else sucks.
A: What should we be do tonight?
B: Theres nothing in Lebanon...
A: Let's go to Harrisburg
by lmo5052 March 05, 2009
 
20.
Lebanon is a small town near Nashville, and there's not much to do. Your best bet for having a good time is to drive around and look at the pretty landscape, or go out to eat somewhere on West Main. Or you could buy drugs from some black kid at LHS.
All in all there's not much to complain about, though, because Nashville is so close. People who complain about living in Lebanon are doing so just so they can write sceamo music about how sad they are that they're from a small town. Or, they just can't drive, which sucks for them.
People in Watertown like to say they're from Lebanon. People in Lebanon like to say they're from Nashville.
They are all idiots.
1: Where do you live?
2: Nashville! 615! Woo!
1: Really?
2: No...I live in Lebanon. *shame* It's...well, it's close.
by Lebanite October 03, 2010
 
21.
The country with a flag as their national flag
"Look at Lebanon's flag, it's a tree!!!"
by Darian Hadjiabadi February 27, 2008