1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day.

Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.

2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.

3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.

4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.

5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.

6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)

7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.

8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.

9) God save Lebanon!
1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon?
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!

2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?

Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?

3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth

Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!

4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!

5) Sans definition

6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)

7) -Have you seen Rita?
-Wow!
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.

8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-And?
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!

9) See audio on top left of page
by FadieZ March 17, 2006
A small town in Central Pennsylvania. Known for it's segregation of middle to upper class white people in the southern suburbs and lower class white/hispanics in the downtown to northern parts of the city. The area is strained by relations between hispanics who moved here from more liberal fast-paced urban areas and older white folks who have lived here for generations and have a slower more conservative way of life. The town itself is very economically depressed with a mainly blue collar temp agency-based work-force. There is an overwhelming consensus among young people that the town is desolate and has no hope for any future for those who want more out of life other than working at walmart, living in an ugly rowhome, and collecting welfare in order to afford to shop at walmart. Ironically, the vast majority of those same youth only have the initiative to leave Lebanon if they join the military or college. The remaining stay in town, live with their parents, or condemn themselves to a mediocre life angry at the world as if their problems are everyone else's fault but their own. It's an interesting place to be FROM but a horrible place to live unless you are absolutely desperate for a cheap cost of living.
Outsider: Where are you from?
Resident: Lebanon
Outsider: Umm isn't that where terrorists live?
Resident: No man, it's a shitty town in Pennsylvania

Example 2

OldResident: Hey where are you from?
NewResident: I'm from California. I just moved here.
OldResident: WHAT?????!!! Why the fuck would you move here? Are you crazy?!
by JayBear December 15, 2013
A small town in central-eastern Pennsylvania with few redeeming qualities populated primarily by close minded people, none of whom had the balls to migrate away from this God-forsaken town. No nightlife, essentially unattractive people, and nothing in the way of culture. Most of the men are ignorant douche bags and the women are either fat and/or are desparately involved with the douche bags because they are so afraid to be alone they are willing to compromise and accept what little Lebanon has to offer. Come visit if you are seeking an extremely mediocre experience and you have a strong desire to experience regret.
I was initially upset about having to have an anal probe until I realized that at least I wasn't in Lebanon.
by PaLawDawg November 08, 2009
Lebanon: the sort of thing you would use to sort out your bake and rake,from your shake and bake..wen its all confusing and back to front..lebanon will sort it out fo sho!
Lebanon:
two ticks and a shake of a tail this guy got it goin on pure badass genious..everybody wants to mate with this freak of nature,he is as cool as a cat,smooth as a tree bark totally phresh and will fuck you up bad if you dare cross him..
he is not co - cky and will stick up for his foes wen needed,but dont fuck wit this kid he will fuck you rite up!!!!
so if you down with this nigger everything is gonna go ur way,if u aint YOU IN FOR A WORLD OF SHIT.BITCH.
by IMMAFUCKUUPBITCHHHHHASSMOFO October 20, 2010
The capital of Boone county in Indiana. Known to much of Boone county as "lebtucky", for unknown reasons.

The high school system, like many, is full of teens who don't give a crap, probably wont go to college, and spend their days being queer, getting suspension (for drug posession usually), getting girls pregnant, or getting pregnant (depending on idividual person). Seriously, LPHS puts the "High" in "High school".
The High school football team is "The Lebanon Tigers".
K, kid from lebanon,:"Hey, ever wondered what dick tastes like?"
J, Kody's friend, also from lebanon:"Yeah, you?"
K:"Yeah. Wanna suck each other off?"
J:"Sure!"
*Gayness ensues*
by TickleTickle24 March 28, 2011
The country with a flag as their national flag
"Look at Lebanon's flag, it's a tree!!!"
by Darian Hadjiabadi February 27, 2008
this shitty little city in pennsylvania. i should know. it's boring as fuck. but i guess some people like it.


home of the lebanon cedars. which suck ass.
dood. this party sucks! it's almost as bad as lebanon!
by erin :D August 17, 2008
actually.. lebanon is less known as the most fucking redneck town in southwest virginia. it sweats george bush, rifles, and wranglers. its wanna be rich trailor trash. they live their lives wishing they were from abingdon.. a slightly less redneck in the area. lebanon high is a joke. they come to abingdon high with their fucking pioneer and get laughed at.
driving down the main street i see NOTHING just consignment shops and churches.
by 07bitches May 03, 2005

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