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monster: described as a fat albino sack of shit, who is self sentered and is going to eat your babies. Some day IT will come to your house at exactly 4:37 and rape you up the ass with her little chode.

P.S.- what ever you dont piss this bitch off
dude..shes such a leazer

by joe schmore January 25, 2008

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