| 1. | leave me hanging | ||
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Originating from high-fives. It's considered rude to not return a high-five when someone puts their hand in the air—there's no graceful way for them to lower it without someone returning their high-five. Their hand is left hanging in the air. So, whenever a person leaves another person in a situation where the first person is waiting for a response--and not getting it from the second person--it's referred to as being left hanging. "Yo, dude, don't leave me hanging!"
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| 2. | f(r)iend | ||
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the true spelling of "friend". You cant trust anyone thats why you put the "r" in parenthesis. Just incase you need to take it out its spells "fiend" basically thats what you should do in life to not get fucked over. Dave: Hey man you wanna hang out tonight?
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Bob: Does this mean we are friends? Dave: Uh, no it means your my f(r)iend. Just hanging out. Bob: Ok, you are right. I will most likely you stab you in the back one day just because you have something or someone or anything that is better than what I have. Being the typical piece of shit that most people are I will one day get jealous of you over such a small thing and never talk to you again. I will haunt you and not leave you out of my life until what better things you have are mine. That's the way life is. Do not trust anyone. Dave: You do not have to remind me. *After 4 years Dave does the stupid thing and trusts Bob, Dave gets a girlfriend and introduced him to Bob. Bob does not have a girlfriend and is constantly calling Dave's girlfriend and hitting on her. Dave does not like this so he shuts Bob out of his life feeling stupid and a tool. Bob could not accept the fact that his friend has something better than him. This is a typical human being. No matter what Dave does Bob will not go away. Bob is now a fiend. Fuck people I hate them all. In the end Dave gets hurt and never looks at people the same, he does not even trust his soon-to-be-wife. All because of Bob, Dave's life has been turned around. Everyone he meets is now just a f(r)iend. |
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| 3. | air me out | ||
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To leave someone hanging, especially in in conversation. Hey, don't just air me out! Fucking listen or you're gonna get hurt!
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| 4. | HIGH 5 MYSELF | ||
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The act of smacking your own hands high above your head to prevent looking like a dork when you go to high 5 someone and they leave you hanging. Me: "I finally got that big acccount!!!"
Boss: Stares at you then starts to walk away Me: HIGH 5 MYSELF (smack hands above my own head) |
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| 5. | Dirty Hanging Wedgie | ||
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When you tell your friends you've gotta go take a dump and they grab you, take all your clothes except your underwear, tie you up and hang you from a tree or anything high, and leave you to crap and or pee all over yourself. when your underwear finally rip and you fall on your butt and get crap all over your back. Best if victim has boxer briefs or tighty whities When my brother was a ninth grader he kept mouthing me.
He got up to go to the restroom so i grabbed him. He knew what I was doing because i had told him about it once.He screamed,"No, No, not a Dirty Hanging Wedgie." I took all his clothes, forced him put on a pair of his old tighty whities, tied his feet and legs with duct tape, and Hung him from the top of our tether-ball pole. I then used the duct tape to make sure he wouldn't slip off. His feet were dangling three feet of the ground. He was up there for 4 hours and wound up crapping himself twice and peed once, before his tighty whities ripped. When he came in he had crap all up and down his back, and was dripping pee everywhere. He hasn't mouthed me since. |
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| 6. | Phil Jacksoned | ||
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Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc. Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool. Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.
Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it? Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me. |
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| 7. | cabbage | ||
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to leave someone hanging. person 1: omg! did i tell you what i did last night?....oh wait, nevermind.
person 2: what?! u hafta tell me now! DONT CABBAGE ME BITCH! |
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