| 1. | patent leather | ||
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a leather that has been given a high gloss finish. "I went with them to the market and they bought some patent leather shoes and a very nice black pair of lace-ups with silver shoelaces,"(Briscoe 98).
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| 2. | Guddy | ||
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Shit leather shoes, usually in the loafer style. Often referred to as "Leather Guddies" Look at that shitty shoe bastard in his shit Leather Guddies. You cant move for Guddy in Shoreditch, you know the shit shoes I mean.
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| 3. | pussy shoes | ||
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A form of shoe worn by the middle aged man who earns a meager income and is still single yet tries to be hip. The design looks like a Puma shoe, mixed with a Tour de France racing model, topped off with a leather loafer. Buyer be ware, these slabs of fake leather look like dead armadillo skins around your feet and only lesbians will dig them. Did you see that guy that works the docks at UPS trying to pick up my girlfriend? He was sporting a pair of those new pussy shoes and trying to act 25, my lesbian neighbor wears the same things and she has a better chance with Amber than he does!!
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| 4. | Morgy | ||
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An adopted person of Latin origin, (usually Colombian), who is raised Anglo-American, (most notably Italian-Irish), and subsequently develops absolutely no understanding of any languages widely associated with Latin people, i.e. Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, etc, but instead develops a thick, baritone Boston accent, which spawns from years of adolescent life in Woburn, Massachusetts, U.S.A.
Although genuinely loyal, ethical, and generous amongst family, friends, and business cronies, these types are ingenuously miserly, scheming, and treacherous amongst enemies, competition, and those not of relation; furthermore, excelling in careers that value an unscrupulous nature, such as law, politics, or salesmanship. Commonly trapped into loveless relationships involving a stupid dog and a house in Lutz, morgies are often mistaken as thugs, ruffians, or gangsters due to their deep, distinct, insidious laughs, chronic blunt smoking, and wardrobe, consisting entirely of Boston Red sox hats and polo shirts worn un-tucked above a pair of slacks and Italian leather shoes. Half-stoned, sporting a brand-new polo shirt, un-tucked, with matching blue Bo-Sox cap, slacks and Italian leather shoes, the confident salesman inadvertently pulled a morgy, sharply turning his motives from closing the deal to one of vengeful retaliation, generated from a question his client asked of him in a foreign tongue “¿Es usted un gángster?”
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| 5. | burning shoes | ||
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Setting shoes on fire for sexual pleasure. Burning shoes really makes me horny!
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| 6. | gollashes | ||
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rubber rain boots. Can be worn over shoes, or if lined can be worn over socks. Good for rainy, slushy/freezy weather.
boots, slickers, rain shoes, rain coat, umbrella It's raining out so Sam put his gollashes on over his good leather shoes to protect them from the weather.
Suzy, put your gollashes on your feet before you go out to play in the snow! |
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| 7. | granola shoes | ||
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The old man hiking shoes that are worn daily by embarrassing dads, uncles, and on occasion grandfathers.
Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies. All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die Dude whats with the granola shoes?
They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie |
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