| 1. | dyke daddy | ||
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A leatherdyke (kinky queer woman) who does ageplay as the older, protective partner in her relationship with another adult woman.
This is a consensual, acknowledged, sexualized role, often mixed with some variety of BDSM, especially D/s. Some dykes treat this relationship seriously, building family of choice, while others form strictly sexual/BDSM liasons while in scene. The "child" of a dyke daddy, while adult, will ageplay as a a boy (boydyke, boidyke, dyke boi, butch woman) or a girl (grrl, grrldyke, femme woman etc). Ageplay as a teen is most common. A dyke daddy is often butch (masculine in appearance/actions) but may be androgynous, ki-ki, futch or femme. She need not be actually older than her boi or grrl. Daddy/boi, Daddy/grrl play is generally not incest-fetish, but closer to a nurturing power dynamic. The woman over there in the leather chaps and engineer boots? She's my dyke daddy.
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| 2. | Bull Dyke | ||
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A women that generally possesses the following traits:
muscles, dike hair, leather and denim, likes Bruce Springsteen a little too much, etc. Damn, that Dannie from "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" is such a Bull Dyke.
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| 3. | Power Dyke | ||
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The ultimate manifestion of a dyke. Including but not limited too; butch hairstyles, extreme masculinity, Tennis shoes paired with dress pants, abssurd excuses for absolutely everything, battle wound from a dog bite, lack of a neck, leather clothing, keys to a harley, nikon watches. Even lesbians dissociate themselves from the "power dyke" species. I saw that power dyke the other day playing football.
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| 4. | Dyke Whip | ||
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A practical yet unattractive All Wheel Drive vehicle preferred mostly by lesbians. The model Outback, manufactured by Subaru, is most commonly driven by butch females. The car offers excellent stability and comfort, similar to that of a lesbian lover. Ideal for camping, long rides to gay-pride rallies, or car pooling to the Ellen DeGeneres show, the Dyke Whip is the number one choice of female gym teachers everywhere! It is not usually decked out in candy paint, nor will you see anyone tippin in them. But this car does offer woodgrain and leather to give it that trill feeling. It may also be referred to as a lesbaru and if purchased by a male, the existence of his testicles may come into question. Today we were rollin in my Dyke Whip when I saw Bernice in her Dyke Whip; her mullet looks great!
Dude, I really wish this Dyke Whip would get out of my way, all of these feminist bumper stickers are distracting me. If you want we can take my Dyke Whip to the lake this weekend. It does work on dirt roads, and there is plenty of room for both of us in the back. |
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| 5. | bull dyke | ||
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A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds. While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."
The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!" If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh? |
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| 6. | leatherdyke | ||
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A dyke (homosexual woman, lesbian, queer woman) who does kink or BDSM with other women. So named because of the very common leather sexual fetish (similar to same in the gay men's leather community) that exists in the women's queer/kink community.
The term leatherdyke applies equally to tops, bottoms, and switches. One need not own or wear leather to self-identify as a leatherdyke. But it helps. I had a date with a leatherdyke last night, and she spanked me. I think I liked it.
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| 7. | mullet | ||
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the universal Gay hairdo
common among dykes and strap leather heavy metal faggots What is David Spade a dyke or a fairy?
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