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5.
I give a fantastic blowjob.
Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school
by dudeinasock November 03, 2012
 
1.
Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"
John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*
by marzia November 03, 2012
 
2.
also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"
John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*
by itssherlockbitchezzz November 03, 2012
 
3.
The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
by Calliope987 November 03, 2012
 
4.
Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"
by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 03, 2012
 
6.
a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.
by facething November 03, 2012
 
7.
give a fantastic blowjob
Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away
by twotwoonebee November 03, 2012