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John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*
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The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
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also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"
John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*
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Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school
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Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away
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