learn to code 

"Learn to code" is something that snarky journalists used to tell to actual skilled, blue collar laborers like coal miners. Who, through no fault of their own, ended up losing their jobs due to a certain administration. It was cool, and funny to say that to those people, on Twitter in 2012.
In 2019, when the same snarky journalists get laid off, and their twitter followers tell them to "learn to code" is a malicious, harassing term, that will not be tolerated by Twitter's terms of service and then result be a ban-able offense with zero tolerance.

SJW Journo: after 3 years of gender issues opinion commentary, I got laid off from Vox. I love my coworkers and thank them for this incredible journey
Twitter_rando: learn to code
SJW Journo: LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO VESUVIUS, REPORTED!!!!!
SJW Journo: I need my safe space!

learn to code by Davester75 January 28, 2019

Learn to Live 

You have to learn to live before you can actually live.
Nobody is living, if they have not learned.

It has also been suggested that people must also learn to love, thus, learning to love, enables you to learn to live and then live appropriately.

More recent studies have discovered the problem of learning to learn... if you haven't learned, can you then learn to love or even live?

The debate surrounding the learn to live phenomenon is continuous.

Person 1: I really want to go to this party at the weekend
Person 2: Oh, well have you learned to live?
Person 1: Shit, yeah I should probably learn to live before I can go to the party, but it's okay, I have already learned to love
Person 2: Well, don't forget, one must first learn, before one can live

Learn to Live by godoftheuniverse January 23, 2013

learn to fly 

great song on the foo fighters 3rd album there is nothing left to lose.

I love learn to fly!

learn to fly by futuramafan February 16, 2008

Learn to make sense

A popular phrase to annoy people often in an arguement. Originated from metroshake when a friend texted him a message that made no sense.

Person1: Hey whats colters
Person2: Learn to make sense.
Person1: Wow you are crabby.

Learn to make sense by Metroshake November 11, 2009

Learn To Code 

A slang term aimed at insulting an individual to pick another career because they suck at their job and life. Something that used to be funny and stopped being funny after members of the media were laid off, at which point it became a baseless racist microaggression.

Why do you work for the National Suicide Prevention Hotline? Learn to code, Karen!

Learn To Code by Buck Heel February 2, 2022

Learn to gun 

When you are incapable of gun, and need to learn to

CHRIS: Learn to gun!

Learn to gun by higeswhiskers February 20, 2009

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions 

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions by felixh November 30, 2016