Top definition
/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.
That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.
via giphy
by JazzPoo October 23, 2016
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
2
To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.
John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.
by never-will-i-leaf October 08, 2011
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
3
verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.
"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."
by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
by Branch June 07, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
5
roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.
by Anonymous November 08, 2002
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
6
Any of the usually green organs borne by the stem of a plant and having photosynthesis and like several plants, predators which eat leaves like caterpillars.
I got a leaf so the caterpillar can munch it up.
by JulianDB January 02, 2017
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
7
Losers
Even
After
Forty
Seasons

LEAFS.
Q: Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens have all the cups.
by b-92 May 14, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt