A sandwich consisting of lettuce, gravy, bacon, and tomato.
After stealing a Nintendo Wii from Walmart, my lady friend gave me a Buzz Out Loud which lead to a mean hankering for a LGBT.
An expression to describe the percolating anger induced by a friend's fake gaying that may lead to punching. It's the equivalent of a rattle snake warning of an impending strike, only for straight friends doing jokingly gay things to you. Getting punchy happens when the play-gay level goes beyond fun into real gay territory and needs to be restored to straightness with punching rage.
I once heard someone use the expression "Getting Punchy," I'd like to know what that means.
Guy 1: I think I am going to make a sandwich.
Guy 2: I want to lick, lick, lick, lick you....
Guy 1: Dude, back the freak off, I'm getting punchy.
An insanely large sandwich purchased from the Wal-Mart Deli, including (but not limited to) the ingredients turkey, lettuce, tomato, cheese, and glorious amounts of bread. Said sandwich can lead to an unhealthy degree of food consumption that often results in an impairing of both the senses and judgment.
"Oh my God, I'm so messed up from eating this Frankie. It hurts so gooooooood."
"Hey, do you wanna go get a Frankie later?"
"Um, DUH. FRANKIIIIIIIIIEEEEE"
1) Horny teenage couples in their droves flock to McDonald's for cheap, disgusting "food" every weekend. Sometimes, dipping the fries in those nasty little ketchup tubs gets too sexually suggestive for them, and they head off to the toilets to bang each other. They think it's risque, but almost everyone in McDonald's has no soul and no shame; their faces are deeply buried in greasy, supersized crap, so they barely notice the kids sneaking off for a McFuck.
2) McDonald's employees that are shagging at work are "McFucking". Presumably, the experience of being "Mcfucked" would lead to some serious "McShame", but as afore mentioned, those that spend large amounts of time in McDonald's have no souls, or personalities for that matter.
"Shall we go to McDonald's and get a McChicken Sandwich? We could sneak off for a quick McFuck too, if you wanna?"
"Norman and Shirley were McFucking at the end of last night's shift. I only noticed because I'm new here and still could go to heaven"
When you have the attributes of a typical male in a relationship (but does not necessarily have to be in a relationship, nor applies to the lead role); you start to not care about what the other says or notice any changes in them, asking them to make you sandwiches, or too busy playing video games to notice them.
This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.
However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
It doesn't mean they don't love you; it means they just don't care about you at the moment.
Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?
Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.
Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.
Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.
-- Later --
Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".
Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
|20.||peanut butter and jelly|
A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".
Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
|21.||Sauerkraut that bitch|
Sau-er-kraut that bitch (v)
1)A process in which an individual proceeds to tightly pack a woman's vaginal cavity with sauerkraut, then eats it out of the vagina.
Sometimes the sauerkraut is not eaten and other actions are taken, such as exiting the room and leaving the vagina filled with sauerkraut. This, and other certain visual aspects, lead toward alternate uses of the phrase.
2) Packing the vagina with sauerkraut, then leaving.
3) Covering or stuffing food with sauerkraut. This comes from the fact that a sandwich stuffed with copious amounts of sauerkraut and roast beef highly resembles a vagina after someone has 'Sauerkrauted that bitch'. It is possible to 'Sauerkraut that bitch' with any type of food however, provided enough sauerkraut is available.
4) A proposal to leave quickly. Originates from sprinting out of the room after filling a vagina with sauerkraut. It is interchangeable with other sayings such as let's bounce or let's roll.
Person 1: Hey, I saw you taking a girl home last night. Did you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH? And was it delicious?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*
Person 1: I did SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH last night, but I ditched after getting the kraut in her.
Person 2: So you left her sitting on the kitchen counter with a vaginal cavity filled with sauerkraut?
Person 1: Pretty much.
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*
Person 1: Damn, this roast beef sandwich is fucking boring.
Person 2: Why don't you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH?!!?
Person 1: But I don't have enough sauerkraut.
Person 2: *Pulls out 20lb bag of sauerkraut*
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*
Person 1: The cops are outside! Shitshitshitshit what are we gonna do?
Person 2: let's SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH!!!
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump, then runs away*
Person 2: Where are you going? I'm gonna sauerkraut that bitch. *Points at a cop*